Sunday, April 27, 2008

Foot in Mouth

Today a little 5-ish year old girl got up to bear her testimony in church. In front of the whole congregation she said this, "I want to say my testimony of God because he's the head of the church and whenever kids hit me or bite me my Daddy teaches me to punch them really hard. And when I hit them then it makes them cry. Amen. Her Dad's face was BRIGHT red!

3 comments:

dixonfamily said...

Oh, kids can be so funny! Testimony meeting is the best place for those kinds of things to happen! Gotta give everyone a reason to come to church on fast sundays!

jamie said...

yikes! hee, hee...

Amy said...

Hilarious. That poor dad probably got teased so bad. I bet I know what topic they focused on for FHE that week! :D